#10 One Missed Call

I did not enjoy watching the movie, One Missed Call. The acting was painfully awkward and nothing seemed to relate to the next line of events. The plot line was extremely predictable which left me annoyed at bored. A character would miss a phone call, they heard a message of how they would die, then they died. That sequence of events repeated itself continuously for two hours. Painful, I know. This film put a modernized twist on ghosts haunting the living by allowing the dead to communicate through cell phones. It was quite similar to other horror films, like The Grudge. It was obvious that the film makers wanted to add in random elements from Japan. Like having the first scene in the movie take place in Japan, and adding in Asian dolls wherever possible. I still don't understand why film makers seem to believe everything will be scarier if it has an Asian character or takes place in Asia. The special effects in this movie were also very fake and unbelievable. Overall, I would rate this movie a 1 out of 5, if even that.

#9 The Office

A detail that would be included in this script would be the struggle Meredith gave during the entirety of the scene. Another detail that would be included is the title of the rehabilitation center, Sunrise Rehab. Michael's car would also be included in the script. It would also say that Meredith locked herself in the car and Michael was forced to unlock the car. In the script, it would also include that Michael was aggressive towards Meredith and had to pulled her out of the car and into the building. The script would also include Michael's voice over dialogue. It would also include the lines he said when he was in his office. The script would also describe when the security guard and receptionist followed Michael and Meredith out of the building.

A detail that would be added once filming began would be the music Michael had blasting in his car while pulling into the parking lot. Another added element would be Michael and Meredith screaming at each other. They probably didn't have set lines, and were just told to make lines up as they went along. Another detail they added would be Meredith running away trying to escape. Also, when Michael tripped over the garbage can. Another detail they would have added would be Michael dragging Meredith by her arms into the building. Another detail that would be added once filming began would be when Michael was tired and out of breath from dragging Meredith. And at the end of the scene when Michael is using hand gestures in his office, that would have been added once they began filming.

#8 Holidays

Fireworks blasting,
Our flag waves on all corners,
For red, white and blue.

Turkey crowds table,
Bread passed by Lazy Susan,
Long naps after feast.

Dressing up to scare,
Trick or Treaters out for sweets,
Witches, ghosts, goblins.

#7 National Eat Pizza Day

National eat pizza day is on September 22nd. I decided to create this holiday to thank the Italians for being the ones who introduced pizza to the world. This is the easiest holiday to celebrate, all you have to do is eat pizza. Whether you want to go to the grocery store and buy the necessary ingredients to make your own delectable pizza from scratch. Or some people have been known to hit up all of the pizza hot spots in their city in just one day. It doesn't matter if you want to go all out on pizza eating or just grab a slice while your running errands. The most important thing is that you pay your appreciation to the food itself. Some pizza extremists have been known to decorate their cars, the inside and outside of their houses and even their office cubicles with Italian flags and pizza posters. National eat pizza day has no religion affiliated with it. So it is truly a chance for all pizza-lovers of America to join together and agree on at least one thing, that pizza is a beautiful thing. Everyone also treats Italians with the utmost respect on Nation eat pizza day. Of course these Italians living in our times didn't create pizza, but their ancestors did, so that is why no one is rude to Italians on September 22nd. So when September 22nd, 2009 rolls around, make sure to celebrate National eat pizza day in whatever way you can.

#6 Say Goodbye to the Jonas Brothers

It's true, I have outlawed the Jonas Brothers. It is now illegal for radio stations to play their so called music. Stores can no longer sell Jonas Brothers posters, cds and other novelty items. This new law has also put an end to their world tour. I am so sick of another boy/brother band singing lame songs about girls breaking up with them. They pretty much are girls by their awkward style and straightened hair. But I am putting an end to the maddness. With this new law, the ears of the world will be at ease now that the Jonas Brothers whiny songs can never be heard again. Anyone who chooses to break these laws will be punished. For the first offense, you will be forced to sit in a room and listen to an ipod, with good music on it, for two hours. For the second offense, you will have all Jonas Brothers items confiscated and also serve the same punishement as the first offense. And for the third offense, you will have the same punishment at the first and second offense, but you will also have to go to court, and a judge will determine your fate. I hope you think twice before listening to the Jonas Brothers, because these laws will be enforced. I hope you support me in my act to eliminate the Jonas Brothers from our music culture. Thank you.

#5 Isn't he cute?

Let me introduce you to the Vampire Leztat. These are very rare and mysterious creatures you can only find in the dark caves of Indonesia. They are blinded by sunlight and prefer cool, damp and dark habitats. They have a covering hard as rock that protects their entire body. Their hard covering helps them blend into the caves, making it hard to distinguish the difference between Vampire Leztats and rocks in the caves. These animals have very few predators because of their ability to camouflage themselves. They have three long fingers on each hand. Vampire Leztats are well-known for their beady eyes that can stare down any creature. Their sharp fangs measure the same length as their fingers. Vampire Leztats are very aggressive and attack anything they feel threatened by. They drain the blood of any and all mammals that stand in their way. So if you are ever hiking in the caves of Indonesia, stay far away from anything resembling the Vampire Leztat.

#4 We can clone you too!

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