Tuesday, September 23, 2008

#3 Describing Greece

Greece is a sunset. Each structure includes dazzling colors which is like a rainbow sprinkled across the city. Below the city built into a cliff there is water that refreshes. But the water is a battle. A battle fought between the choppy water and the towering cliffs. Wave after wave violently crashes against the rough rocks, the war never won. I breathe in the salty ocean air, which stings my nostrils. I feel the sun beading down on me. The sounds of fish markets, "Opah", and bargaining vendors ring in my ears. There is never a complete moment of silence. The bustling noise of the towns seem out of place next to the serenity of the Aegean Sea. Beneath my fingertips is the porcelain texture of the simple dwellings. The buildings look like rolling hills. Your eyes easily follow the curves and twists of the rounded architectures. This is a view that has the ability to take multitudes breath away. It is a sight of peacefullness.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

#2 Hey betch it's Ashley!



  1. I like can't believe how many fans me and my sister have gotten over the years. I mean there are so many different fanclubs out there, just for us! It kind of sucks how many negative remarks and comments there are, but it's good to know we still have a few fans. Some mean people out there think that me and my sister just took turns playing the role of some cute baby born to some perfect family who solves all their problems with a hug or some dusting spray. But it was a lot more than that, playing Michelle on the show Full House was some tough work. After being on the show Full House for the first eight years of our lives, we went through some pretty tough challenges trying to understand who our real parents were. It was so hard when my real parents told us that Bob Saget wasn't my real father, me and Mary-kate were devastated. We had grown to love the tall, gangly, over-obsessive cleaner as our own father, man do I miss him. Our real parents decided to put an end to us being apart of Full House before it caused any more destruction to our lives. Some people out there think that the next twelve years of our lives were just spent making movie after movie of the exact same plot line. They believe that every movie would just be me and my look a like sister running all over some city trying to escape the bad guys, then we would run into some mighty fine looking fellas and we would totally hook up, then in the end the bad guys went to jail and me and my sister would have new boyfriends. But we have made plenty of other movies where the bad guys get away, and our boyfriends dump us...those people totally don't know what their talking about. People view us as the Olsen twins. Two, brainless twats who shop all day and party all night. Well we showed the world when we started college in New York City, which is so cool because we went and got all new school supplies, totally cute. Some of those terrible comments on fansites described us as the exact same person, but that is totally not true. I am way more independent that Mary-kate and she is totally too thin, and i'm not into that (sorry MK). Anyways, about time I go buy a toy-size dog and a new bag to put her in...I think i'll name her Taco.

xoxo Ashley...I mean Mary-kate, whatever like it makes a difference.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

#1 Yes...you are seeing a pregnant "man."

Audience #1- Republicans

This is a person who looks like a man but contains all of the female reproductive organs. He is only a man by law, not by creation. It is unethical for a woman to get a sex change, and then years later decide to reproduce and carry a child in a mans body. It is destructive to the child and to the world we are living in. This child will have to overcome unneccesary obstacles due to her being brought up in the spotlight. There are concerns about how the child could be negatively afffected by her unusual creation and the unsupportive people in the world who find offense to this and are discriminating against her and her family. It is somewhat wrong that a transgender male will go through all the publicity and harressment from this pregnancy when there are so many adoptable children in the world who need homes. This pregnancy is just the beginning of corrupt things to come in our society.

Audience #2- My Peers

I don't really know what to think about a pregnant "man." I know he isn't really techniquely a man, he just looks like one, but its still pretty crazy to see a person who looks like a man with a baby bump. It is most definantly something I did not expect to see in my lifetime. Sometimes I look at this picture and it really offends me and grosses me out, but other times I feel no opinion and I don't really care what he/she does. I am fine with letting this person be who he/she wants to be. It would be a good lesson for people to be more open-minded to these new situations as they start to occur more in everyday life. This person doesn't directly affect me and my life, but it is just shocking and somewhat awkward to view this picture.