#5 Isn't he cute?

Let me introduce you to the Vampire Leztat. These are very rare and mysterious creatures you can only find in the dark caves of Indonesia. They are blinded by sunlight and prefer cool, damp and dark habitats. They have a covering hard as rock that protects their entire body. Their hard covering helps them blend into the caves, making it hard to distinguish the difference between Vampire Leztats and rocks in the caves. These animals have very few predators because of their ability to camouflage themselves. They have three long fingers on each hand. Vampire Leztats are well-known for their beady eyes that can stare down any creature. Their sharp fangs measure the same length as their fingers. Vampire Leztats are very aggressive and attack anything they feel threatened by. They drain the blood of any and all mammals that stand in their way. So if you are ever hiking in the caves of Indonesia, stay far away from anything resembling the Vampire Leztat.

#4 We can clone you too!

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